Now, this is one cool Ad!
First read the content of the ad and then I’ll show you the links that will help you how to do this.

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UNCONTROLLABLE BODY SHAKER

You can shake uncontrollably (and irresponsibly) each time the phone rings!

With this little implant in your head, you will experience the indescribable pleasure of shaking frenetically and totally uncontrollably (even your eyes might pop-out 🙂 each time a nearby phone rings (any phone).

Let yourself be surprised! Shake when you least expect!

Let it surprise you:
– while doing it with someone,
– while waiting in the Bank,
– while driving in the subway

Call now and we will implant one shaker into your best man’s skull for free! (We’ll even kidnap him if he doesn’t volunteer).

So you can ask someone to call him at the moment he hands out the wedding rings at the ceremony’s peak moment causing him to shake uncontrollably and even have his eyes pop-out! Just imagine the hilarious reaction from the auditorium!!!

Be a hero at your wedding.
Make everyone laugh and remember the occasion.

Call now! 0800 – BODY SHAKER
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You’ll need:
Abstract fonts – free download
How to create ripped and torn edges
Displacement map technique

P.S. Talking about papers… you have to check out Cover page layout for the Vampire’s Health magazine